Vatheon IC: voicemail

[findsrisks]

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[onebecametwo]

That's because you probably scared them away.

[ He rubs his nose, it STILL smarts. He's counting his lucky stars it didn't start bleeding or anything. ]

I don't know if you've noticed this but you're kinda violent.

[findsrisks]

I'm only violent towards idiots.

[Congratulations Devit, you're the second person ever to get the title 'Idiot' from her!]

Now come on, let's get out of here.

[onebecametwo]

[ Hot damn he has aquired the hard to obtain idiot achievement. ]

You better lead I got no fucking clue where I am.

[findsrisks]

Right, right, I figured as much.

[Hopefully Devit can walk, because Nanaki is no good for carrying people. She starts to walk through the forest, though she is going slowly enough that Devit can keep up.]

Geez, why did you think it was a good idea to go drinking?

[onebecametwo]

[ He's still got that wobbly drunk person gait but he's on his feet at least. ]

'Cause I'm a fucking dumbass, that's why.

[findsrisks]

That sounds about right.

You shouldn't wander off on your own when you're drunk, it's better to stay in a group.

[The more they walk, the more Nanaki realizes that she has no idea where they are going, and the one piddly flashlight she brought isn't very useful for seeing through thick trees.]

[onebecametwo]

I asked a few people if they wanned ta frink with me but they yelled at me to go to fucking bed.

[ Of course if he had perhaps asked at a more reasonable time... ]

[findsrisks]

Next time you might want to try at a more reasonable hour.

[Oh wait did they pass that fallen log before? Nanaki stops and looks around for a moment before turning to her left and walking in that direction.]

[onebecametwo]

You wanna drink with me at a more reasonable hour?

[ You know... he is still pretty damn drunk but all this shit is looking seriously familiar. ]

Naki... we fucking lost, aren't we?

[findsrisks]

No.

[That's her answer to both questions. She is pushing on a bit more now, trying to move faster and prove that she knows where she's going.]

It's this way.

[onebecametwo]

Wait!

[ Holy shit no. He knows what frantic walking faster means. He hurries to catch up to her. ]

I recognize those rocks! Because I remember thinking they looked like boobs...