Vatheon IC: voicemail

[findsrisks]

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[onebecametwo]

[ He is way too drunk to dodge that fist as it pretty much obliterates his face. Or at least it feels like it does. Already unbalanced he staggers back and then ends up falling on his ass and looking up to give Nanaki the SADDEST look ever. ]

What was tha for?!

[findsrisks]

That's for being an idiot.

[Somehow punching Devit did make Nanaki feel better, though. The rest of what she says sounds more frustrated than angry.]

Seriously, how did you even get yourself lost up here?

[onebecametwo]

I thought the gingers were coming ta get me so I wanted a place to hide...

[ He HAD attempted to climb a tree too as he figured that would be the safest place... but alas he just couldn't manage it in his inebriated state. ]

[findsrisks]

...gingers.

[This has to me the stupidest thing that's happened to her during her time in Vatheon. And she had a dead deer almost fall on her, so that's saying a lot.]

The gingers aren't out to get you.

[onebecametwo]

That's because you probably scared them away.

[ He rubs his nose, it STILL smarts. He's counting his lucky stars it didn't start bleeding or anything. ]

I don't know if you've noticed this but you're kinda violent.

[findsrisks]

I'm only violent towards idiots.

[Congratulations Devit, you're the second person ever to get the title 'Idiot' from her!]

Now come on, let's get out of here.

[onebecametwo]

[ Hot damn he has aquired the hard to obtain idiot achievement. ]

You better lead I got no fucking clue where I am.

[findsrisks]

Right, right, I figured as much.

[Hopefully Devit can walk, because Nanaki is no good for carrying people. She starts to walk through the forest, though she is going slowly enough that Devit can keep up.]

Geez, why did you think it was a good idea to go drinking?

[onebecametwo]

[ He's still got that wobbly drunk person gait but he's on his feet at least. ]

'Cause I'm a fucking dumbass, that's why.

[findsrisks]

That sounds about right.

You shouldn't wander off on your own when you're drunk, it's better to stay in a group.

[The more they walk, the more Nanaki realizes that she has no idea where they are going, and the one piddly flashlight she brought isn't very useful for seeing through thick trees.]

[onebecametwo]

I asked a few people if they wanned ta frink with me but they yelled at me to go to fucking bed.

[ Of course if he had perhaps asked at a more reasonable time... ]

[findsrisks]

Next time you might want to try at a more reasonable hour.

[Oh wait did they pass that fallen log before? Nanaki stops and looks around for a moment before turning to her left and walking in that direction.]

[onebecametwo]

You wanna drink with me at a more reasonable hour?

[ You know... he is still pretty damn drunk but all this shit is looking seriously familiar. ]

Naki... we fucking lost, aren't we?

[findsrisks]

No.

[That's her answer to both questions. She is pushing on a bit more now, trying to move faster and prove that she knows where she's going.]

It's this way.

[onebecametwo]

Wait!

[ Holy shit no. He knows what frantic walking faster means. He hurries to catch up to her. ]

I recognize those rocks! Because I remember thinking they looked like boobs...

[text] 6/13/2013 2:06 am

[onebecametwo]

(づ￣ ³￣)づcU

[text] 6/13/2013 2:07 am

[onebecametwo]

tht is me givin u a beer btw b/c its drinking night! or mybe its morning now

[text] 6/13/2013 2:09 am

[onebecametwo]

morning night norning nirning moright moight

[text] 6/13/2013 2:06 am

[onebecametwo]

omg naki say moight out loud it is so fun im saying it over n over

[text] 6/13/2013 2:12 am

[onebecametwo]

neways u should com over for dirking moight

[text] 6/13/2013 2:14 am

[onebecametwo]

i will even shar with u th baconpie im makin b/c i am a GENUS!

[text] 6/13/2013 2:16 am (done)

[onebecametwo]

it will b a new meal we can call it moightfast!

[text] 6/13/2013 2:25 am

[findsrisks]

[It takes her a few minutes to wake up enough to actually respond.

Devit's getting into trouble again. Welp.

Might as well make sure he doesn't get lost in the woods again.]

Yes, I will come try this bacon pie. Where should I meet you?

[onebecametwo]

[ Nanaki what would he do without you? Coming to keep him compant at buttfuck o'clock in the morning and everything. ]

do u know where i live?

[findsrisks]

[Well, someone has to keep him out of trouble, so it might as well be her.]

No, you'll have to tell me.

[If he can manage that, in his drunken state.]